who decided being gay wasn’t manly? gay sex is technically twice as manly, you are literally doubling the amount of men in it
Tracks
“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan
but a very cute trashcan
make all the other trashcan go BANGBANGCRASH
is there a non-sexual way to eat a lollipop
SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER AND EAT THE REMAINS
settle down there thor
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on a scale from robert pattinson to robert downey jr how much do you like your character
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I…I just wanted to buy some yarn…
I just how to use iMessage. My roommate is not nearly as amused as I am.
We’re quite fond of each other.
My daily contribution to the world of #art.
ringo added sugar and everyone was happy
really
are you sure
was EVERYONE happy
I think I just choked on my own saliva
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I will never be as funny as my friend EJ but god do I try #goals #boobs #bothofthosehashtagsaremisleading
…. i need to be alone right now
I can’t right now. I just can’t. I am unable to can.